Friendship Quotes

  • It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.(Colette)
  • A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world.(Kate Clinton)
  • People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.(Margaret Cho)
  • If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.(Moshe Dayan)
  • Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.(Jacques Delille)
  • Books are the quietest and most constant of friends they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.(Charles W. Eliot)
  • What is it about genus arboretum that socks us in the figurative solar plexus We see a logging truck go cruising down the road, stacked with a bunch of those fresh-cut giants, we feel like we lost a brother. Next thing you know, we're in The Brick, we're flopping money down on the bar. Wood. We're under a roof. Wood. We're walking the floors. Wood. Grabbing a pool cue. That's wood. Our friends in the forest carry a set of luggage from the mythical baggage carousel. Tree of life, tree of knowledge, family tree, Buddha's Bodhi tree. Page one of life, in the beginning. Genesis 322. Adam and Eve. They're kicking back in the garden of Eden and boom, they get an eviction notice. Why is that Lest they should also take of the tree of life, eat and live forever. A definitive Yahweh no-no. Be good to yourself, go out and plant a wet one on a tree.(Diane Frolov)
  • All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green.(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
  • Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we must do.(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
  • I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better than book or orator.(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
  • Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends lacked certain quirks.(Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
  • What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.(Cindy Gardner)
  • He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere.(Ali ibn-Abi-Talib)
  • Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.(Groucho Marx)
  • The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.(Aaron Machado)
  • Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go... And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over.(Gloria Naylor)
  • The important thing is to know when to laugh, or since laughing is somewhat undignified to smile. But the smile must be of the right kind must have understanding in it, and friendliness, and a good deal of patience.(Roderic Owen)
  • Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.(Titus Maccius Plautus)
  • No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.(Titus Maccius Plautus)
  • I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.(Emo Phillips)
  • I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.(Trey and Matt Stone Parker)
  • Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.(Trey and Matt Stone Parker)
  • It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.(Mary Renault)
  • A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.(Francois de La Rochefoucauld)
  • When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.(Real Live Preacher)

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