Marriage Quotes

  • The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.(Ambrose Gwinett Bierce)
  • Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.(B. A. Billingsly)
  • Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict.(Paxton Blair)
  • Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it.(Kenneth Hartley Blanchard)
  • Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.(Robert Oxton Bolt)
  • Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions.(Leon Botstein)
  • Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.(Gilbert Keith Chesterton)
  • My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.(Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill)
  • To keep the fire burning brightly, there's one easy rule keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart -- about a finger's breadth -- for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.(Marnie Reed Crowell)
  • Odd, the years it took to learn one simple fact that the prize just ahead, the next job, publication, love affair, marriage always seemed to hold the key to satisfaction but never, in the longer run, sufficed.(Amanda Cross)
  • Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.(Austin Elliot)
  • If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.(Betty Naomi Friedan)
  • In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person.(Wilbert Donald Gough)
  • On marriage Look for a sweet person. Forget rich.(Estee Lauder)
  • What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.(George Levinger)
  • Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.(John Lyly)
  • There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.(Millicent Carey McIntosh)
  • Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.(Kathy Mohnke)
  • Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.(Michel Eyquem de Montaigne)
  • Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other.(Joe Moore)
  • Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.(Joe Moore)
  • Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps.(Joe Murray)
  • To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up.(Ogden Nash)
  • When marrying, ask yourself this question Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age Everything else in marriage is transitory.(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)
  • I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until I get it right.(Richard Pryor)

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