Insult SMS

  • Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
    Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

    Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
    Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
  • Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
    Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

    Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
    Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
  • Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

    sirf ek bar..

    December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

    wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

    wo haseen lamhaat,

    jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
    ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

    jub tum ne..

    kaha!

    Aande lee loo, garam aande
  • Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
    Apna samjho ya baigana,

    Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
    Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

    kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
    Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

    jao nahao (,?. *,?.)
  • Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo.

    Jaggooo!
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    Acha tum ho..
    sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao
    isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai
  • Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
    Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

    Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
    Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
  • God has given many qualities to you,
    Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
    And many more……this is call as
    “Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
  • You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
    Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
    CUTE means:
    Creating
    Useless
    Troubles
    Everywhere..
  • U r a nice person…
    but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
    1st. pray to God so that u can live….
    2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
  • Sine me dil,
    Dil me dard,
    Dard me yaqin,
    Yaqin me khyal,
    Khayal me khwab,
    Khuwab me tasvir
    Tasvir me sirf ap!
    Itna Darawna khuwab?
    Baap re Baap
  • Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

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    Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
    Plz mana mat karna

    Warna

    GADHA mag jayega
  • Attendence..

    Pappu

    Yes Sir

    Bablu

    Yes Sir

    Tinku

    Yes Sir
    Ullu

    ??
    Ullu
    ??

    Ullu

    Button dabana band kar,
    teri baari hai,
    attendence lagwa
  • SomeOne..
    MiSSES U..
    NeeDS U..
    Worries About U
    Lonely Without U
    Guess Who?
    THE MONKEY IN
    … THE ZOO ..
  • Congratulation!

    Amir Khan Ne apni Film
    K Second part k liay
    ap ko Chun lia hai
    Jiss Mai ap ka
    Bohat Main Role Hai
    Film Ka Name hai

    Bayghairut zameen per
  • lose ur eyes n think about yourself,

    ur face

    ur style

    ur nature

    ur smile

    ur looks

    Now open your eyes

    Free main HORROR film dikhai na?

    Chalo thanks bolo;-)
  • Ur 5 qualities:

    1———

    2———

    3———

    4———

    5———

    Agar zindagi main kabhi
    koi acha kam kia hota
    to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
  • 6 truths of life:-
    1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
    2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
    3. The first truth is a lie.
    4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
    5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
    6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.
  • Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain,
    Aapki har baat dil me chupaye rekhte hain,
    Najane kub AAP T.V per aa jayen,
    Isi liye din raat Cartoon Network lagae rekhtay hain..
  • When u feel sad….
    To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
    “damn I am really so cute”
    u will overcome your sadness.
    But don’t make this a habit…..
    Coz liars go to hell !!!!
  • Girl’s father: “main nahin
    chahta k meri beti apni pori
    zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

    Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
    usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
  • KBC main shahrukh ne
    mujh se pocha
    world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
    main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
    magar aapka naam nahe bataya.
  • Dil main tum
    dharkan me tum
    Asman me tum
    Zamen me tum
    Ankhon me tum
    Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

    Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

    Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain
  • Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
    I put my dog out of the window,
    u put ur face out,
    then people started shouting
    ‘TWINS TWINS’
  • Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
    Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
    “Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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    bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.
  • What? is a difference between
    a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

    A kiss is so dear,?
    A car is too dear and
    A monkey is U dear.
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