Marriage SMS

  • Some people ask the secret
    of our long marriage.
    We take time to go to a restaurant
    two times a week.
    A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
    and dancing.

    She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
  • Marriage is like going to
    a restaurant your choice
    from the menu,
    And
    then look at neighbourin
    table n wish you”d ordered that…..
  • Why do we all marry?
    Because romance is not
    the only element of life.
    We should also know horror,
    terror, suspense, irony,
    stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
  • First marriage is the triumph of
    imagination over intelligence.

    Second marriage is the
    triumph of hope over experience
  • The Equation of Marriage:

    7 Glance = 1 Smile

    7 Smile = 1 Meeting

    7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

    7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

    And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

    So beware of glance!
  • What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
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