Misc SMS Jokes

• Warid menu mein khushamdeed
  Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
  Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
  Shadi k liye 3 dabain,
  
  or
  
  DOSRI SHADI k lye
  PEHLI wali ka gala dabain…
• Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
  
  Wah wah..!!
  
  Irshad Irshaad..!!
  
  Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
  Joota nahin maartay,
  bus
  Moza sungha dete hain…
• 1 jinaza ja raha tha
  bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
  1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
  kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
  pathan bola “ZINDAB BAAD!!”
• Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,
  Aur sikha day koi banduk chalana mujhko!
  
  Khair se laut k ayain meray abbu ghar main
  Urr na jain woh dhamakay sai kahin daftar main !
  
  Raat din jaam traffic na rahay sarkon per
  Koi nala na gatar bhar kar bahay sarkon per!
  
  Qalma gawaion ko musalman banaday yarab
  Naik aur saheb-e-iman banaday yarab !
  
  Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bachalay yarab
  Waqt kai sarazy yazidon ko uthalay yarab
  
  Lub pai aati hai dua ban kay tamanna meri
• 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
  sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
  sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
  Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS…
• Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
  mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
  ye adalt,
  dafa 420 k tahet
  $m$ parhne wale ko
  $m$ na bhejne k jurm me
  “MEMON” Qarar deti hai.
• Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
  mamal e ae Sufi
  sufi pe atmad jo tha
  subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
  3 sal baad maha mili
  sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
  Dekha sufi ka kamal.
• A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
  itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
  Sardar bhag k train mein charha
  or
  apni wife se bola
  jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
• Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
  Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,
  
  Kis kis ko “sms” karon,
  Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain
• *GRP MSG* a#
  is*& @le$$
  =not/i/2nd
  # and$lut&
  Le$$8th@t
  /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L#
  
  Uff mere sms k dewane log.
  Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
• It’s a magic:-
  
  1 glass thanda pani lain aur
  usay apne braber baithay
  shakhs per dal dein
  ye “Thanda pani”
  usay
  “garam” ker dega
  Try it on ur own risk:p
• Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
  Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
  
  Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
  Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.