Political SMS

  • Devils went to Court to Prove
    that he is The Most,
    Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

    But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
    Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?
  • M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
    Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
    Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
    Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p
  • Kid

    Pid

    Did

    Sid

    Fid

    Wid

    Lid

    Gid

    Hid

    Jid

    Sid

    Mid

    Pid

    Vid

    Lid

    Qid

    Pareshan nahi ho,
    ye chaudhry shujat
    press conference ker raha tha.
  • Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
    Ab new quomi tarana

    Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
    Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
    Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
    Arz-e-Musharafstan,
    Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
    Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
    atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
    Qoum mulk saltant,
    choudhry paindabad,
    shad baad,
    shukat aziz mulk say farar,
    parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
    Khun main runga sara saal,
    Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
    khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
    Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal
  • Considering his achievements
    of creating shortage of
    wheat
    gas
    power
    sugar
    water

    Musharaf has been given
    the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
  • Mushraf ki niyat

    “Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

    6 rocket fire farz.

    Wasty bUSH uncle k.

    Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”
  • Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
    hui thi wo election main khari,,
    na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
    hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
    Dil main hay mere
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

    ha koi muqabla karne wala
  • Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
    The higher up you go,
    the scarcer it becomes.
  • A promising young man
    should go into politics so that he can
    go on promising for the rest of his life.
  • In politics,
    your enemies can’t hurt you,
    but your friends will kill you.
  • I don’t make jokes.
    I just watch the
    government
    and
    report the facts.
  • Bad officials
    are elected
    by
    good citizens
    who do not vote.
  • Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
    finding it whether it exists or not,
    diagnosing it incorrectly,
    and applying the wrong remedy.
  • The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’,
    meaning ‘many’,
    and the word ‘tics’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.
  • Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
    been concerned with
    right or left
    instead of
    right or wrong.
  • We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
    but we are a little short of good men
    to place our Confidence in. -Will
    Rogers
  • I offer my opponents a bargain:
    if they will stop telling lies about us,
    I will stop telling the truth about them.
  • Some men change their party
    for the sake of their principles;

    others change their principles
    for the sake of their party.
  • The flood of money
    that gushes into politics
    today is a pollution of democracy.
  • Politics is the gentle art
    of getting votes from the poor
    and campaign funds from the rich,
    by promising to protect each from the other.
  • Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
    they go practically unnoticed
    when doing their jobs right.
  • A good leader is a person
    who takes a little more than
    his share of the blame
    and
    a little less than his share of the credit.
  • Government is like a baby.
    An alimentary canal with
    a big appetite at one end
    and no sense of responsibility at the other.
  • The more you read and
    observe about this Politics thing,
    you got to admit that each party
    is worse than the other.

    The one that”s out always looks the best.
  • Those who are too smart
    to engage in politics
    are punished by being governed
    by those who are dumber.
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