Childrens X-Mas Carols

A teacher in
Atlanta asked her students to write the words to their favorite Christmas Carols. She
probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous
lines she received:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly

We three kings of
porridge and tar

On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me

/>Later on well perspire, as we dream by the fire.

Hes makin a list, chicken and
rice.

Noel. Noel, Barneys the king of Israel.

With the jelly toast
proclaim

Olive, the other reindeer. (all of the other reindeer)

Frosty
the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say

Sleep in heavenly peas

In the
meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown

Youll go
down in listerine

Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
/>
O come, froggy faithful

Youll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I
require"