Chrismas Gifts

A young man wanted
to purchase a gift for his new sweethearts birthday and as they had not been dating very
long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note:
romantic but not too personal Accompanied by his sweethearts younger sister, he went to
Nordstroms and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for
herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and
the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the
package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note :

"I chose these
because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the
buttons but she wears short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but
the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks
and they are hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I
wish I was there to put them on for you the first time as no doubt other hands will come in
contact with thembefore I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember
to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from
wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year!

All
my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur
showing."