Christmas Dinner Jokes !
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style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What beats his chest and
swings from Christmas cake to Christmas cake
Tarzipan ! |
Mum, Can I have a dog for
Christmas ?
No you can have turkey like everyone
else ! |
What did the eskimos sing when they got there
Christmas dinner ?
"Whalemeat
again, dont know where, dont know when " ! |
style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What did the big cracker
say to the little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours
! |
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
/> The turkey - hes always stuffed
! |
What bird has wings but cannot fly
?
Roast turkey
! |
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
cake ?
/> Your teeth
! |
We had grandma for Christmas dinner
?
Really, we had turkey
! |
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas
decorations ?
You get
tinsel-itus ! |
What do vampires put on their turkey at
Christmas ?
Grave-y
! |
