Christmas eve Jokes, day before Christmas

What
did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
How do you make an
idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in
December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
What does Father
Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do
you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Who delievers
cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney
?
Because it soots him !
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta
Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
Why is Santa like
a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !