What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ? Santa Clues ! |
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck ! |
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ? Freeze a jolly good fellow ! |
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ? Santapplause ! |
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar Santa drives a rusty car Press the starter Press the choke Off he goes in a cloud of smoke ! |
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ? Santa Jaws ! |
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe ! |
style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ? Because they both have "Sandy claws" ! |
style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What does Father Christmas call his money ? Iced lolly ? |
Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause ! |