Father Christmas Jokes !
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas
with a detective ?
Santa Clues
! |
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck
! |
What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas
on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly
good fellow ! |
What do you call a man who claps at Christmas
?
Santapplause ! |
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa
drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a
cloud of smoke ! |
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at
Christmas ?
Santa Jaws
! |
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the
garden ?
Because he
likes to hoe, hoe, hoe ! |
style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Why is a cat on a beach
like Christmas ?
Because they
both have "Sandy claws" ! |
style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">What does Father
Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly
? |
Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a
rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause
! |
