What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..
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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters
?
They both drop their needles
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Whats Christmas called in England
?
Yule Britannia
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What did the bald man say when he got a comb
for Christmas ?
Thanks, Ill never part with it
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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty
?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a
Christmas tree ?
A pineapple
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What do you give a train driver for Christmas
?
Platform shoes
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What did the big candle say to the little
candle ?
/> Im going out tonight
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Whats happens to you at Christmas
?
Yule be happy
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How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick
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