Little Johnnys Letter to Santa

You
must be surprised that Im writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much
like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month! While
filled with illusion I wrote you a letter and I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set,
a pair of rollerblades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole
year! Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
Im not going to lie to you, Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved
better than me. With my parents, my brothers, my friends and with my neighbors, I would go
on errands and even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldnt
do for humanity! WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, A STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A
PAIR OF SOCKS! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH? YOUVE TAKEN ME FOR A
SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR, TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAMN TREE. AS
IF YOU HADNT FUCKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHITHEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY
FUCKING TOYS, THAT HE CANT EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DONT LET ME SEE YOU TRYING
TO FIT YOUR BIG FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR! ILL FUCK YOU UP! ILL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE
STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS, AND SCARE THEM THE FUCK AWAY, SO YOULL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG
FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTHPOLE, JUST LIKE I HAVE TO DO SINCE YOU DIDNT GET ME THAT FUCKING
BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH!! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU!! NEXT YEAR YOULL FIND OUT HOW BAD I
CAN REALLY FUCKING BE...YOUVE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG! SO WATCH YOUR
BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!