What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">Why are
Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both
drop their needles ! |
Whats Christmas called in England
?
Yule Britannia ! |
style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">What did the
bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks,
Ill never part with it ! |
Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
|
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas
tree ?
A pineapple
! |
What do you give a train driver for Christmas
?
Platform shoes ! |
style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: x-small;">What did the
big candle say to the little candle ?
Im going out tonight
! |
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
/>Yule be happy ! |
How long does it take to burn a candle down
?
About a wick !
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