Why was Cinderella such a poor football player
?
She had a pumpkin for a coach
! |
Whats beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers
?
Cinderellephant! |
Whats the scariest pantomime
?
Ghouldilocks and the three bears
! |
On which side of the house did Jacks beanstalk
grow ?
/> The outside ! |
Who looked after Finderella ?
Her fairy codmother !
|
Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime
! |
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost
her photographs ?
Someday my
prints will come ! |
What kind of pet did Aladdin have
?
A flying car-pet
! |
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich
?
Because the poor didnt have any
! |
Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries
"Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
Short John Silver
! |
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