Pantomime Jokes !

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Why was Cinderella such a poor football player
?
She had a pumpkin for a coach
!

Whats beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers
?
Cinderellephant!

Whats the scariest pantomime
?

Ghouldilocks and the three bears
!

On which side of the house did Jacks beanstalk
grow ?
/> The outside !

Who looked after Finderella ?

Her fairy codmother !

Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas
entertainment ?
A phantomime
!

What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost
her photographs ?
Someday my
prints will come !

What kind of pet did Aladdin have
?

A flying car-pet
!

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich
?

Because the poor didnt have any
!

Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries
"Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
Short John Silver
!

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