What do reindeer say before telling you a joke
?
This one will sleigh you
! |
Why is a reindeer like a gossip
?
Because they are both tail bearers
! |
Why do reindeer wear fur coats
?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs
! |
How do you make a slow reindeer fast
?
Dont
feed it ! |
Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !
|
How long should a reindeers legs be
?
Just long enough to reach the ground
! |
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the
beach ?
/> Because he didnt want to be recognised
! |
Which reindeer have the shortest legs
?
The smallest ones
! |
Where do you find reindeer
?
It depends on where you leave them
! |
What do reindeer have that no other animals
have ?
/> Baby reindeer
! |
Copyright© FunnyChoice.com,2008-9.