Rudolphs Medical Bill

Santa Claus
brings poor Rudolph to the vet. He says to the vet, "Doctor, please do something for my
Rudolph. His nose wont light up." The vet walks out of the room and returns with a pet
carrier. He places the pet carrier next to the reindeer, opens it and out steps a cat. The
cat walks around the reindeer and sniffs it. The cat then walks back into the carrier. The
animal doctor takes it out of the room and returns. He hands Santa Claus the bill. Santa
gasps, "$350 dollars! You didnt do anything for my Rudolph and youre charging me $350
dollars?" The vet shrugged and replied, "Thats the usual charge. $50 dollars for the
office visit and $300 dollars for the CAT
SCAN."