Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child

Christmas is the time for great fun and merry making.
Everyone wishes to be a bit light hearted during the Xmas time. Funny Christmas jokes bring
a quick smile even to a grumble face. Jokes are just jokes, not meant to be taken seriously.
Smile over, and enjoy this Christmas with cheery Christmas jokes:

Who delievers
elephantss Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus.


If Santa Claus and
Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate Claus.


/>What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claus.


/>Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its to far to walk.


/>Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?
Because a little water ends both of
them.


What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform
shoes.


Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the
credit.