What did Adam say on the day before Christmas
?
Its Christmas, Eve
! |
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day
?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve
! |
What do you have in December that you dont
have in any other month ?
The letter
"D" ! |
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia
! |
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney
on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
|
Who delievers cats Christmas presents
?
Santa Paws
! |
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney
?
Because it soots him
! |
Who delievers elephantss Christmas
presents?
Elephanta
Claus ! |
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down
?
Stacks ! |
style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Why is Santa like a bear
on Christmas Eve ?
Because hes Sooty
! |
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