A report: Tuesday, April 01, 2008. A software developer from Santa Montana, USA has become the first human to contract a computer virus, microbiologists have confirmed. Reports say that John Newman, an employee of Inforam Systems, came into contact with the virus through the use of a neural interface that his company is developing.
Captain Patch, a spokesperson for Inforam Systems, confirmed yesterday at a press conference that Newman had come down with the virus. All activities at Inforam have been suspended until further notice.
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